things i’ll be doing to celebrate tupac’s birthday
- not giving a fuck.
- tell people “i fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker”.
- spit on every camera i see.
- round up my unqualified friends, let them do half my work. call them “outlawz”.
- start my day with social commentary. descend into nihilism.
- keep my left hand tangled in the “westside” sign.
- pose for every picture shirtless
- ask the ladies: how do u want it?
- Wonder why no matter where I go I see the same hoe.
- Won’t deny that I’m a straight ridah.
But I probably won’t resort to wearing them tacky silk shirt button ups. Naw.
